The Pi-O-Matic

We found the pieces for this machine in a cafe at the end of the universe (if you're in the neighbourhood, you have to make a right turn first). Pi was illegal in that jurisdiction due to its addictive nature, so we shipped whatever we could find to the Euler Mfg company. They fashioned the Pi-O-Matic, now installed at our Pi Diner in cyberspace. You're welcome to use it, but if you notice an overweight guy in a red checked shirt and a green striped tie hanging around, and you're not at least 18, please don't push any buttons.